𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑔𝑜𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓅. 𝐼 𝑜𝒷𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒. 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝑜𝒷𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝓁𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒 ♡

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♡ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 ♡

❝ 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓊𝓅 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒷𝑜𝓎𝓈. 𝐼 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓊𝓅 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓇𝑒𝒻𝓁𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒶𝓈 𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓁𝓀 𝒷𝓎 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓈-𝑜𝒷𝓋𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈𝓁𝓎. ❞
𝑨𝒄𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒔 ♡ 𝑷𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑩𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅 ♡ 𝑶𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑷𝒐𝒔𝒕

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𝐹𝓊𝓁𝓁 𝒩𝒶𝓂𝑒
Christina Li

𝒩𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈
Chrissy, always. She resents the fact that her given name basically means "tiny female Christ".

𝒜𝑔𝑒
Twenty-eight

𝓢𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂
Heterosexual

𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝓣𝓸
N/A (not royal)

𝑀𝑜𝒹𝑒𝓁 + 𝒞𝑜𝓁𝑜𝓇 𝒞𝑜𝒹𝑒
Xiao Wen Ju; #ec50a6

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♡ 𝐀 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 ♡

❝ 𝟧'𝟤" 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓉𝓊𝒹𝑒 𝟨'𝟣. ❞

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𝐿𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈
Talkative "sources", getting a scoop before anyone else, her job, gossiping, witnessing celebrity drama first-hand, fruit smoothies, sweet foods, strawberry milkshakes, glitter/sparkles, pop music (especially of the "trashy" variety), her hot-pink car, social media, strawberries, Starbucks fraps (even though they are so bad for you), high-heels, lip gloss, nail polish, make-up in general, short skirts, organization, sparkly pens, colorful planners and sticky notes, choker necklaces, hoop earrings, yogurt-covered pretzels, froyo, bubble tea, perfectly color-coded anything, her very extensive network of informants (who happen to come from all walks of life, thank you very much), her work being appreciated (it's not an easy job, grabbing the attention of these people when they literally have the attention span of a goldfish!), being recognized for her journalist skills, dry humor and satire, cute purses, dresses with pockets

𝒟𝒾𝓈𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒𝓈
When college guys hit on her because she literally looks ten years younger than she actually is (and especially when they won't back down when she tells them she's almost thirty!), being looked down upon because of her job (hey, a tabloid isn't the Lynston Post or New Lincoln Times-level journalism, but she's still a journalist!), when people just won't tell her what they know (no matter how much she begs and pleads and bribes and blackmails), people who think she's stupid because she likes gossiping and make-up, shitty airplane food, superhero movies (there are so. Many. Plot. Holes. Which is a bit rich, coming from a gossip columnist like her, but still), those annoying bougie vegan hipster restaurants that serve spirulina-infused magical algae (like, seriously-what is she, made of money?!), being seen in public in sweatpants (it's not like this would ever happen though, of course), sneakers (they're kinda...ugly, if you think about it. Heels are way better), Lynston rush hour traffic (fuck that shit), when people tell her she needs to swear less, when people feel like they can tell her what to do in general

𝒜𝓅𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒
Chrissy's definitely not the most formidable of people, standing at a measly five feet and two inches (though her impractically high heels give her at least another four or five) and weighing less than one-hundred and twenty pounds. Her hair is thick and straight, and it is naturally a jet black color, though she's dyed it everything from red to blonde to pink (back when dyeing your hair with Kool-Aid was a thing, in middle school). When she was younger, Chrissy was pretty indecisive about her hair, and was constantly getting it altered, but she's kept her hairstyle consistent since she was eighteen. Right now, it falls a couple inches past her shoulders. Chrissy thinks that it's too straight, but unfortunately, her hair doesn't hold curls very well. Oh, well. Sometimes it just be like that.

Chrissy's features are usually arranged in an expression of mild irritation, because honestly, life never goes the way she wants it to. Her lips are on the thinner side, a fact she hides with eye-popping lipsticks and lip gloss. She makes full use of suicidally-high heels to make her look, you know, taller, because one is not usually very intimidating when they can't even reach the highest shelf in the grocery store. Indeed, with her diminutive stature and petite frame, most people can't help but to find Chrissy...cute. Cute as in, "oh look it's a twelve-year-old." Which pisses her off to no end; she does not need high school guys hitting on her because they think she's seventeen, okay????

On most days, Chrissy refuses to be seen in public without a full face of makeup on-foundation, concealer, mascara, lipstick and/or lip gloss, eyeliner, nail polish, highlighter, eye shadow; the whole shebang. Chrissy loves anything sparkly and anything pink, and she takes great pride in her killer winged eyeliner.

Clothing-wise, although her favorite color is by far pink, Chrissy's wardrobe is a veritable rainbow of all sorts of colors, from pastel yellow to neon blue. She also loves fun jewelry and has an obsession with hoop and/or dangly earrings of all sorts.

Chrissy's self-described style is "sparkly pink biker chick glam". She will 100% pair a magenta crop top bedazzled with rhinestones with black skinny jeans and hot pink combat boots. She's not afraid to show some skin, either, but Chrissy hates the cold, so she keeps her outfits, ah, reasonable during the winter months. Though her vanity wins out over her (very questionable) common sense, sometimes.

For special occasions, her go-tos are glitzy mini-dresses and sparkly stilettos, and maybe fishnets-and killer eyeliner, of course.

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♡ 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 ♡

❝ 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝒶𝒹, 𝒶𝒹𝒹 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓁𝒾𝓅𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝓉𝒶𝒸𝓀. ❞

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▏▏Scathingly sarcastic and stunningly irreverent, Chrissy Li may have found herself the perfect job when she became a gossip columnist. Indeed, Chrissy is rather shallow (and she's perfectly aware of this, thank you very much), as her life basically revolves around whether Generic Female Actress was dating Attractive Male Singer or not-and whether or not she could get a good story out of it. She has a dry, tongue-in-cheek sort of humor that is (more often than not) not kept "in cheek". At all.

▏▏Although she has a critical and rather cynical outlook on life in general, Chrissy is usually quite talkative and outgoing. Her cheerfully blunt and wry (if slightly sarcastic) disposition is well-liked by her peers, even if they do make fun of her for disturbing habit of sprinting after celebs after they've gotten into cars. In 6-inch heels.

▏▏Chrissy is also too curious for her own good-she's been known to follow a lead past the point of sanity. She loves drama and she loves gossip, and what brings more drama and gossip than a good ol' fashioned celebrity scandal? Flippant and impulsive, Chrissy is full of sarcastic quips and has an unfortunate tendency for making smart, snarky remarks at exactly the wrong times.

▏▏Despite her sharp tongue and dry humor, Chrissy is naturally people-smart and possesses a sharp intelligence and an ability to analyze all sorts of problems and situations in the blink of an eye. She is a natural-born diplomat and compromiser, capable of expertly mediating tense situations with her blunt matter-of-factness. She has a brisk, breezy way of going about her business, and she is remarkably good at keeping track of and managing people, for all her sparkly (and gossipy) ways.

▏▏Chrissy is always prepared for everything, be it a slew of paperwork or a broken nail (and if she herself doesn't know how to fix it, there's a 99% chance that she knows someone who can). Although she's quite flighty, Chrissy is a very talented multi-tasker-she can apply sparkly pink eye shadow while reciting exact date that some famous actress or the other hooked up with their current boyfriend, broke up with their current boyfriend, got back together with their current boyfriend, and broke up again with the same boyfriend while operating a motor vehicle (which is quite an impressive feat in L.A. traffic!). Chrissy has a talent with faces and names and picking up teeny-tiny signs-if you give her even the slightest clue, the tiniest hint, Chrissy will have the truth out of you. She is most certainly not as ditzy as she (sometimes) comes off as, and before you know it, she'll have the name of the mysterious woman GoodLooking MaleSinger was making out with at the club last night, her address, if she likes Pepsi or Coke, her phone number, her Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter usernames (and maybe even the passwords), and (probably) her social security number out of you just like that.

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♡ 𝐁𝐈𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐘 ♡

❝ 𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝒷𝓉𝓁𝑒. ❞

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▏▏Christina Li (who most people just call "Chrissy") is a nosy twenty-something-year-old who writes the daily gossip column in The Lynston Daily, AKA one of the most notorious tabloids within the entire kingdom. At a mere five feet and two inches Chrissy is certainly not the most formidable of people, but her cynical "fuck off" flippancy and acerbic tongue more than make up for her lack of height (as do her six-inch heels). Although she has not been "officially" invited to Lea's pre-wedding celebrations, Chrissy is determined to somehow worm her way in and hopefully score herself the juiciest story of her entire career.

▏▏Chrissy was born in Lynston, Aciras, and she's lived there for practically her entire life. Her childhood was pretty standard-dad, mom, annoying younger brother, equally (if not more) annoying older sister, et cetera, et cetera. Chrissy wasn't a star student, but it's not like she flunked out of school, either. Chrissy went to college in Lynston, too, and she majored in journalism (and minored in Spanish). After graduating from college, she accepted a position at one of Lynston's most infamous tabloids, and she has worked there for a good six or seven years now. It's not a bad job-in fact, Chrissy quite enjoys it-and hey, it could be worse. All the annoyed celebrities aside, Chrissy loves her job...and more importantly, she's good at it. Give her the tiniest tidbit of information, the merest speck of a rumor, and she'll spin it into a salacious, headline-worthy story in the space of ten minutes. Celebrities may hate her for it, but publicity is publicity, yeah? Chrissy also prides herself on having a very extensive network of informants, from the hairdresser at one of Lynston's most trendy salons to the manager of the local McDonald's.

▏▏Chrissy currently lives in a rather cramped apartment with her half-blind, half-deaf great-aunt, who she calls Aunt Jess. Her best friend is a photographer for the Daily, September, and her boss is an annoying stingy fuckface named Andrew. She drives a super old, super beat-up Honda Accord that's held together by the sheer force of her will, along with copious amounts of hot pink duct tape. It's...pretty ratchet.

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♡ 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐁𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃 ♡

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♡ 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌 ♡

❝ 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊. ❞

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♡ 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐋 ♡

❝ 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑔𝑜𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓅. 𝐼 𝑜𝒷𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒. 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝐼 𝓇𝑒𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝑜𝒷𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝓁𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒. ❞

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𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓡𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵𝓽𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 (#𝐘𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒)