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πΉπππ π©πΆππ: Milo Jagger
π©πΎπΈπππΆπππ: Milo or die. At the very least, get a death stare. However, some friends do call him Gatsby since he's always around the golf shop, perpetually pining after his Daisy.πππ: 18
ππΆππ ππ» π΅πΎπππ½: May 22nd | GeminiπΉπΆπΈππΈππΆπΎπ: Ansel Elgort
ππ: 70161E, C3D898, 7EA16B, 596F62, & 1C3144
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β§ The Mulan
β§ The Aladdin
β§ The Naveen -
T H E β P E R S O N A L I T Y
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short-tempered β§ a loner β§ doesnβt understand social queues β§ inappropriate β§ king of ill-timed jokes β§ self-described badass β§ a bit slow on the up-and-up β§ flustered easily β§ compassionate β§ inconsistent β§ indecisive β§ kind at his core β§ insulting on the outside β§ angry himboβ β§ head perpetually in the clouds β§ compulsive liar β§ forgetful β§ ineloquent β§ vindictive β§ thoughtful β§ two-faced β§ shy β§ self-less β§ sticky-fingered β§ an introvert, but loudest guy in the room around those he trusts
To everyone who has the nuisance of meeting Milo sees him as an asshole. This is certainly not far from the truth, all things considering. He tries to be a dick, thinking that makes him this mysterious bad boy. As though that's 1. never been done before and 2. a chick-magnet quality. Well, if you like skinny white boys who will gaslight you at a house party, then you're in luck. Otherwise, you'll have to break through this dumbass exterior of Milo's that he believes to be a proper security blanket.
At his heart, Milo is a dreamer and an idiot, though not always in a bad way. On the off chance that he forgets to be a clichΓ©, he comes across as a ditzy blonde in a DCom or Nickelodeon show. He can't read a room for shit, and he'll usually crack an ill-timed joke. If you're in an emotional crisis, Milo's only form of coping is to probably go "Look on the bright side! You're hot as fuck!". All around, he's known to try to help, but he usually makes the situation worse than it actually is.
That isn't to say Milo isn't able to think beyond himself. His go-to apologies are hand-written notes on heavy paper, drawn with an antique pen of his. There's little he can say to someone's face without getting blushy and stumbling over his words. However, he can perfectly express his feelings and thoughts on paper, hence his preference for reading and writing. He's usually apologizing for something stupid he said or did instead of writing letters of sympathy, though. There's little consistency in Milo's behavior, but his guilt is always there. It just takes him a bit to rid himself of that pesky ego.
When Milo finally trusts someone wholeheartedly, he's known to be quite gentle and less of a dick head. Not that it's any excuse for his behavior because it most certainly isn't. It's no surprise anyone who actually likes to hang around Milo is usually one of his few old friends who put up with his public behavior. He's more of a dumbass than a selfish asshole who insults others. Milo doesn't even realize there's much of a difference, but everyone else does. The goofy idiot who happens to think a compliment is the way to go when someone's crying about their shitty dad is much easier to forgive than the guy who openly insults the victim's lack of ability to just punch the guy out.
β Reyes, Donnie. Ode to a Himbo. University of Gay Emos, 2020.
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β§ Mountain Dew
β§ Moshing + showing off his bruises
β§ Reading {He's more of a classics type dude}
β§ Late-night stops for milkshakes
β§ That feeling of drinking cold water after working out
β§ Holding someone's hand, even platonically though usually not in public
β§ Black coffee
β§ Calling people bruv and getting questions about his northern accent
β§ DIYing new patches
β§ Trying to get his hair to stand up after shampooing the shit out of it
β§ New music
β§ Filming + writing screenplays
β§ People who are smarter than him
β§ The Catcher In The Rye + The Bell JarππΎπππΎπππ:
β§ Headaches
β§ Getting nervous
β§ People who drink straight milk, especially if it's whole milk
β§ Doing something stupid
β§ Being rejected
β§ Things that are really sweet and dense
β§ Seafood
β§ Greedy people
β§ Moths
β§ The smell of un-clean laundry
β§ Paint fumes
β§ Sticky fingers
β§ People who are unnecessarily mean and upset about things
β§ The Hunger Games series, though he totally was a fan in his pre-teensπ»ππ·π·πΎππ:
β§ Reading
β§ Gardening
β§ Going to concerts
β§ Spray painting the sides of buildings
β§ Hanging out with his friends instead of doing anything productive
β§ Swimming
β§ Writing
β§ Doodling + creating his own comics
β§ Watching too much YouTube
β§ Staring off into space or at pretty girls -
H I S β W O R L D
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Milo can be perpetually found hanging around the golf shop, pretending he needs more tees or golf club covers. Really, heβs simply trying to read in a peaceful spot where people arenβt one to find him. A true introvert, he just wants a place where only old men who will give him the odd stare are to be found. Looking over at {The Belle} certainly helps things, too. If he isnβt trying to pretend heβs not staring at her, heβs probably down by the valet, hanging around and trying to convince {The Flynn Ryder}, {The Li Shang} and {The Mulan} to give him a joy ride. Heβs stolen more than one car in his time...
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Ultimately, Milo wants to be on his own. He doesn't want to rely on anyone, and he'd preferably go to NYU or Oxford. He'd like to return to England if he could, even if all he ended up doing was being a bicycle courier. In his ultimate fantasies, he films documentaries and returns home to his London apartment with someone he loves to work on his passion project script and novels. Perhaps he wins an Oscar? Pulitzer? Something like that.
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β§ Lilana Jagger, 39
Being Milo's mom used to be an easy task until he became a teenager. Lilana is constantly trying to keep her son in check. She can be found fussing over his hair, which is never pushed back or even remotely neat, or guilting him into attending a country club event he didn't ask to be part of. Liliana is a trophy-wife-turned-book-club-and-events-planner, so her family's image is perhaps a bit too important to her. Being discounted from the start, considering the age difference between her husband and her, she put a lot of emphasis on her handsome son's chubby cheeks and good manners until his face grew more angular and his voice became hard-edged. Now, all Lilana asks is that he keep himself out of jail long enough to make it to the luau she's planned.Still, Milo sometimes feels bad for the shit he puts his mom through, even if she's a nag.
β§ Warren Jagger, 61
Warren, whose gruff and sarcastic behavior is not too far off from Milo's {cough cough... toxic masculinity, who?}, doesn't actually give his eldest much attention. Not that Milo minds. WΜΆhΜΆiΜΆcΜΆhΜΆ ΜΆiΜΆsΜΆ ΜΆaΜΆ ΜΆbΜΆiΜΆgΜΆ,ΜΆ ΜΆfΜΆaΜΆtΜΆ ΜΆlΜΆiΜΆeΜΆ. The two simply don't get along, and they've accepted their fates. However, there are a few points where they aren't at each other's throats. For instance, neither love Lilana's constant pestering or the events they have to attend to appease her. At the banquets or parties, the two usually share a few beers together, talking about how much they don't want to be here. Beyond that, there's not much they talk about. The most social interaction they get with each other is when Milo's been arrested or done something that made Lilana cry.β§ Geraldina Jagger, 14
Milo's little sister. She's often trying to hang out in his room or talk to his friends who come by to pick him up for a show. While Gerry isn't old enough to resist their mom's charms and insistence upon holding up a certain image, she can't help but be intrigued by her brother and how two-faced he seems. At home, he's a kind, loving brother who'll play Uno with her until the sun rises, but in public, he's the most annoying and rude person she knows.Plus, watching how some girls like his British accent is utterly mystified to Geraldina, who's heard it since she was born and thinks it's the stupidest sounding thing.
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{Of course, these are all just ideas and I'm open to any ideas and suggestions!}
β§ The Belle, 17
I mean... I don't think I have to spell it out... But also- if whoever ends up with her doesn't want to do a retelling of the story in a modern setting + with {The Beast} being in love with her from afar, that's cool! It could just be a thing in his past but he's over it now.β§ The Charlotte, 18
Perhaps a once-upon-a-time fling that he tried to use to get {The Belle} jealous?β§ The Tinkerbell, 18
Is it weird that I could see them being friends? Like at least from the animated movie, she kinda puts up with asshole boys all the time, especially when they show they have a sweeter side like Milo.β§ The Gaston, 19
You better believe these two don't get along! I could totally see them getting into a fistfight on the green at some point... but maybe there's potential for becoming friends eventually? I mean... they're both kinda dicks just in different fonts.β§ The Flynn Ryder, 18
Maybe they're friends? I see Milo hanging out and moshing to Virgins with Asthma and grabbing a drink with Fitz after the show.π΅πΎππππΆπ π½π:
TW: Brief mention of physical abuse, though not in explicit terms. It's more so alluded to than anything
Once upon a time, the Jaggers could barely afford a one-bedroom flat just outside of London, much less a half-million-dollar mansion with five bathrooms (they even have a bidet imported from the UK). A lot changed when Warren's help in developing MySpace into a global platform worked in his favor, especially when he used the little money the Jaggers had left and invested in a sizeable amount of the company. Obviously, that all went down the toilet in '08, but he had already been well aware of Facebook and had invested by that point. At the time, however, Warren was spending days traveling back and forth from one end of the globe to the other. Moving to America was the next obvious step, considering they wanted to give Milo (and eventually Geraldina) a semi-stable upbringing, considering living in Rhode Island wouldn't be too long of a plane ride to the NY headquarters of the company. Warren has since moved on to work on other projects, including designing the YouTube algorithm everyone surely loves. Still, even though online content creators everywhere hate him, he's making mad money by investing and assisting in tech development.
The best part is that people assume Lilana is a trophy wife, considering the large age difference between her and Warren. In fact, she was actually pregnant with Milo in 2002, far before the invention of MySpace or even the involvement of Warren. However, the two didn't marry until 2005, so people made assumptions, even spreading rumors that Milo is from another woman (perhaps an ex-wife?). While the age difference is a bit odd, their relationship is perhaps amongst the healthiest that Milo has seen. At least according to his friends. Not that it's normal for a twenty-one-year-old to be dating a forty-three-year-old, but one could say it's remarkable a whirlwind romance with a baby out-of-wedlock resulted in an almost twenty-year marriage.
After moving to the U.S. and Lilana and Warren's wedding, the three settled into domestic bliss. Kind of. Warren was (and still is) gone most of the time, though he comes home to "check on his two girls," as he calls it. Milo is usually excused from attending the plethora of homecoming dinners. Lilana is the one who primarily raised Gerry and Milo, giving them more attention and love than any kid really asks for or needs. However, the two still love her all the same even if Milo usually disappoints and Geraldina spends too much time trying to get Lilana to pay attention to how perfect she is. Often times, there's peace in the Jagger household. Until Milo fucks up, then all hell breaks loose.
It's normal for Lilana to yell at Milo, but things can get scary when Warren gets involved. It's not rare that Milo will get into a fight, go home, and return to school with more bruises on his face than before. Milo doesn't talk about it much, just claims it took a bit longer for them to show up. However, it doesn't deter him from doing stupid things. It just makes him more willing to do them, as though he has to prove to himself and his dad that there's a reason he's hated by Warren. Milo wants proof he's an asshole deserving of what he gets.
Though Milo has come to detest the way money has given his father a big ego and power trip and his mother a huge obsession with image, he knows how to use things to his advantage. That's why he reads so much in the quiet corners of the golf shop, scaring old geezers with the way he looks and creeps around corners. It keeps him busy in the summer and out of trouble. At least until night time, where he's known to roam around and spray paint 1312 on walls or get caught being underage at a too rambunctious house party. Then it's back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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Playlist & Pinterest
Know Your Rights ~ The Clash
Floyd The Barber ~ Nirvana
Nervous Breakdown ~ Black Flag
Rape Me ~ Nirvana
Sanctified ~ Nine Inch Nails
California Uber Alles ~ Dead Kennedys
London's Burning ~ The Clash
I Fought The Lad ~ Dead Kennedys
Should I Stay Or Should I Go ~ The Clash
Head Like A Hole ~ Nine Inch Nails
On A Plain~ Nirvana
Lounge Act ~ Nirvana
ΠΠΎΠ»ΡΠ°Ρ ΠΠΎΠΌΠ° ~ Molchat Doma
Take This Job and Shove It ~ Dead Kennedys
That's Entertainment ~ The Jam
Asking For It ~ Hole
I'm Waiting For The Man ~ The Velvet Underground
The Man Who Sold The World ~ David Bowie
Teen Age Riot ~ Sonic Youth
All Tomorrow's Paries ~ The Velvet Underground
Visions of Gideon ~ Sujan Stevens
Ashes to Ashes ~ David Bowie
Ask ~ The Smiths
Town Called Malice ~ The Jamπππππππππ
Headcanons
β§ Milo once tried to get into golf so maybe he and his dad could play together.
β§ He doesn't vibe with capitalism or cops, given he's totally subscribed to punk ideology, but he does like his nice things. More a socialist than a libertarian communist.
β§ Definitely friends with a lot of people older than him. That's how he gets into clubs despite not being 21.
β§ Expert at sewing
β§ Tried to sing in a band once. It didn't work out.
β§ Films his friends and his sister and the dumb stuff they do. He has a whole Instagram page for it the clips he edits together.
β§ Praises the ground Kurt Cobain walks on, though he acts like the type of guy Kurt would absolutely hate and tell not to buy Nirvana's music. Though that's probably why he loves Cobain. He's sure as hell something Milo isn't, and he kinda wishes he could be that. But that would require to damn much reprogramming and facing rejection. Plus- Warren wouldn't be afraid of his delinquent son if he started wearing makeup or dresses. Or, hell, if he merely suggested calling women "dishwashers" a bit misogynistic. Queue Warren's homophobic and toxic comments about what a man should be.
β§ He likes to drive around, blaring his music and singing along with absolutely no destination in mind.
β§ Loves it when someone is smarter than him. It makes him feel like his other qualities other than being a bookworm or bad-boy wannabe stand out more. Even if his stupid jokes are far more prevalent.